Raiding Haikus!

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Raiding Haikus!

Postby Xed » Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:32 am

After listening to the latest Analog Hole podcast, they went off on a little tangent for explaining raid tactics in Haiku form, and I thought I'd have a pop

Don't stand in the fire...
Don't stand in the fucking fire!!
Once again, we wipe


Let's have a few more!
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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Fungi » Mon Oct 26, 2009 9:42 am

Nice, a string of crits
Omen is shoutting at me
.... I could use a rez

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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Templaar » Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:53 am

Three hours of wiping
For more crappy healing plate
Thank god for badges
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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Giruy » Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:49 am

A gnome at my feet :shock:
I squash for the greater good :twisted:
My boots are a mess :cry:
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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Fungi » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:16 pm

I'm near this human,
he tries to squash me again.
I bite his ankles.

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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Xiluva » Mon Oct 26, 2009 12:18 pm

Misspelled. Shouldn't that be ewman, Fungi?
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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Erian » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:27 pm

The tree waves a branch
All we hear is the silence
Of renew ticking
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Gladion » Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:24 pm

Dropping my totems,
undeads breathing to my neck.
All they want are my buffs.
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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Fungi » Mon Oct 26, 2009 3:10 pm

We are buffing up:
I get a case of brainlag
and press my blink key.

There is lots of pain,
dragon is eating my face.
"Ooops" heared over vent.
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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Emesis » Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:32 pm

From the shadows he emerges
Pain, death, blasted minds, heal me now!
Yet another face is melted


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