Raiding Haikus!

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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Smitetor » Sun Aug 28, 2016 7:22 pm

I've got phonetic dyslexia so I had to check online but hey ho not to worry
Tanking as a Werebear
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Tankin legion and nomi's burning armies
ALt army

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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Mehetabel » Sun Aug 28, 2016 7:30 pm

Healers healing hard
Someone standing in the fire
Look the rogue is dead

:lol:
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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Fungi » Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:16 am

Only few hours left
Responsibilities suck
Not enough playtime
Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now!
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Awesomeness, it can't be taught !

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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby ArrZarr » Thu Sep 01, 2016 12:14 am

An ode to the Demon hunter:

Jumping in and out
Building my demon's fury
Jumped a bit too far


Eyebeams feel so good
They damage the next pack too
Sorry guys, my bad


Forwards and backwards
Basically like left and right
Pretty much the same


Playing my ass off
Rogue beats me on DPS
Decisions questioned


Metamorphasis
Indiscriminateness
Annhialation


Honorable mention but not quite a haiku:

Metamorphosis
Demonophobia
PROBLEMS PROBLEMS PROB-
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It's not a proper mage if you need to hit more than one button.

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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Fungi » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:50 am

Played for a few hours
So far it is amazing!
9 levels to go

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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Starwind » Thu Sep 01, 2016 1:10 pm

Thinking of Legion
I will not return I think
Can not stop thinking

I was a Hunter
If I go Demon Hunting
Are all loot still mine?
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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Ilsevele » Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:15 pm

HFC raiding haikus (one per boss):

All the painful adds
Having to kill them swiftly
Defending cannons

Barrage is our bane
As well as bombs exploding
And that squeaky voice

Stack on dragging hands
Let rogues deal with the fire runes
Avoid all the waves

Bloodboil must die first
Thrown blades must not hit the raid
Put reap in the corner

Leave the middle open
Visions will give you a boost
Spawns to kill quickly

Adds out of belly
Need to kill and heal many
Feast of souls hero

Fire and bombs are bad
Raven seems to be the worst
Throw me the damn eye

Green to slow spirits
Interrupt the big demon
The gift can kill you

Three big add phases
Fire, shadow, damage reduction
In the end kiting

Fel lord spawns pillars
Hopefully near the entrance
Defend them with care

A void parasite
Fel fire and shadows explode
Avoid mixing them

A big, ugly beast
Kill infernals, soak the gaze
Stay on the platform

Boss we meet again
Hunters do not follow tank
Into the nether
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Other lvl 100+:
EU-Lightbringer: Ilsevele * Lythara * Kyriani * Karaboska * Kentigerna * Hajima * Aerilaya * Laerlyn * Schattendieb * Uszatek * Allyx
EU-Argent Dawn: Shalihn * Shaijihn * Sylune * Synneful * Shaela
EU-Bronze Dragonflight: Simbul

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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Ramael » Fri Sep 02, 2016 4:03 pm

These HFC haikus are priceless. Well done! :)
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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Fungi » Mon Sep 19, 2016 10:08 am

We get to raid soon
Wednesday is our first visit
Can't attend! :( <eats cake>

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Re: Raiding Haikus!

Postby Vorst » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:37 pm

Emerald Nightmare
Been preparing for weeks now
Hope we don't trash wipe


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